"A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time."
Alfred E. Wiggam
"I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks."
Groucho Marx
"To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood."
George Santayana
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
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